turtle aborted

“i like turtles”
— joker mf dog

as u can tell jokerdog love turtles, i asked this mf to make a biography and this finance bro can only think of a total of two sentences. he hates the city aswell btw but mf dress like he wanna get finessed.

“mf linh stop crashin out”
— joker mf dog

lowkey tho, this drink kinda like a better version of margarita and u should start putting vanilla vodka in your margarita.

    1. 30ml reposado tequila

    2. 15ml Grand Marnier

    3. 15ml Midori

    4. 15ml ginger syrup

    5. 15-30ml lime juice (depends u)

    6. soda water top up

music that’ll fit the vibe:

53 Thieves - three a.m.

sincerely,